Man who stole £220 worth of Creme Eggs banned from entire county
A man who stole over £200 worth of Cadbury’s Creme Eggs from a Peterborough fuel station has been banned from Cambridgeshire for three months.
Police arrested 26-year-old Deon De Groot after he entered a Tesco Express in Welland Road, Dogsthorpe, at about 11.40am on Saturday (22 March). He was seen packing the chocolate eggs into a duffle bag.
He stashed away £220.50 worth of Cadbury Creme Eggs and left the store without paying, weeks ahead of Easter, said Cambridgeshire Constabulary.
By gum - some people must have a sweet tooth, although from the sound of it this guy isn't necessarily a fan and maybe has other problems apart from turbocharged dental decay.
It's decades since I tried one of the horrible things and don't intend to repeat the experience. I don't dislike sweet things, but there are limits and Creme Eggs are well over it.
Expect Starmer to ban them in 3, 2, 1...
4 comments:
Amazing that you can be banned from entering Cambridgeshire for stealing sweeties, yet they won't ban you from the country for rape or drug dealing. This bloke needs a human rights lawyer.
Sam - yes it is amazing. Also amazing that the two tiers can be so blatant.
Amazing to me that people like Cadbury cream eggs.
Tammly - yes it is amazing, from what I remember there is no taste but sugary goo.
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