Behave as rationally as possible

Peter Murrell bought 108 loo rolls using money stolen from SNP as panic-buy alert loomed

Peter Murrell snapped up more than 100 toilet rolls using money he had stolen from the SNP - just as Nicola Sturgeon prepared to urge the Scottish public not to panic-buy at the start of the Covid pandemic.

Court documents from his embezzlement trial reveal that on March 7, 2020, with lockdown looming as infection cases soared and supermarkets battled chronic shortages of essential items, the then First Minister's husband spent £55.98 on 108 luxury Andrex toilet rolls.

Just 48 hours later, Ms Sturgeon appeared at a press conference instructing the public to 'apply common sense' by not bulk-buying in shops and to 'behave as rationally as possible'.

There is an interesting point here. All those toilet rolls are a reminder that politicians can't behave as rationally as possible, not when they are doing politics. 

If they were to do that, then politics as we know it would fade away to be replaced by something which isn't easy to envisage because we've never had it. 

AI perhaps.