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Thursday, 23 November 2023

Christmas stocking filler

 

Taxidermy Large Male Lion

£7995



9 comments:

Tammly said...

Well you can stuff that for a start!

DiscoveredJoys said...

From 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue', the 'complete a well known phrase or saying' section:

Q. What comes after pride?

A. From Tim Brooke Taylor if I remember correctly: "of lions".

A K Haart said...

Tammly - not with sage and onion though.

DJ - it sounds like one of Tim Brooke Taylor's. About twenty years ago we saw him at Buxton Opera House in a stage version of The Ladykillers.

Sam Vega said...

"...and the taxidermist asked 'Do you want them mounted?' And I said 'No, put the lioness on a different plinth'..."

A K Haart said...

Sam - 'And what about the half-eaten wildebeest?' the taxidermist asked.

Scrobs. said...

Phyllis Diller once made the hilarious comment about taking ages to stuff her Christmas turkey - through its beak...

A K Haart said...

Scrobs - yes she was funny. It's worth revisiting some of her quotes such as -

"My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide."

Anonymous said...

Let's hope the lion was dead when the taxidermy started.
Penseivat

A K Haart said...

Penseivat - it's not a pleasant thought either way.