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Saturday 25 November 2023

He stunned the world



US has found 'at least' ten alien bodies in crashed UFOs, says whistleblower

A military whistleblower says the US government has retrieved at least ten alien bodies from UFO crashes.

Speaking on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, David Charles Grusch said the number of crashes recorded was in ‘double digits’, and that the number of extraterrestrial bodies recovered was ‘up there as well, just like with the retrievals’.

Former US intelligence officer Mr Grusch stunned the world earlier this year when alleging the government had evidence of ‘intact and partially intact’ alien vehicles.



No he didn't stun the world, it is far more likely that much of the world was reminded why it doesn't have a high regard for journalists. 

Of course, if all these crashed spacecraft are causing climate change via mysteriously powerful emissions of extra-terrestrial farcene then we might have a story for COP28. Still won't stun the world though.

7 comments:

Tammly said...

Funny how they can never exhibit any of these crashed space ships for public examination! Much too secret.

Can a former US Intelligence officer be a charlatan? Yes. We had one of our own recently, name of Christopher Steele.

Sam Vega said...

I feel a bit sorry for these alien life forms. If you come across the English Channel in a leaky dinghy, armed with zero economic skills, you get bed and board at the taxpayer's expense. But struggle across light-years of intergalactic vastness with the secrets of unimaginable energy, and you get shoved in a freezer in a USAF base.

DiscoveredJoys said...

Of course some would say that trailing fake lizard people is just a distraction from the real lizard people who run the Elite...

Sobers said...

Its odd that if enough alien spacecraft have crashed in the last 70 odd years that the USA alone has had 10 such events that none have crashed anywhere else in the world where the FBI and CIA aren't immediately on hand to cover it all up and remove the evidence. The USA is about 6% of global landmass so if they've had 10 crashes that implies another 150+ elsewhere in the world. Surely someone somewhere must have had at least one crash and been able to show it to the worlds press before the black helicopters arrive?

A K Haart said...

Tammly - that's a good point, Christopher Steele is a reminder that charlatans can pop up anywhere.

Sam - yes, it's pretty harsh considering the effort they put into the journey. The food they brought with them ought to be interesting and could lead to lots of new recipes, but we don't hear anything about that either.

DJ - it probably is, and maybe a way to remind us that Joe Biden does at least look passably human.

Sobers - yes it is odd, but maybe the aliens have watched lots of Hollywood sci-fi movies and think they are supposed to land in the USA. Otherwise, as you say, there should be 150+ elsewhere.

Peter MacFarlane said...

What is it about Americans, particularly, that they keep on about nonsense like this? Don’t 10% of them believe they’ve been abducted by aliens or something?

Why?

A K Haart said...

Peter - I don't know what it is, but the abduction stories seem very persistent. As if there is a need for mysterious stories and maybe that's all there is to it, the attraction of stories.