In other news, White House officials are trying to trace two men, believed to be Ukrainian, who turned up and offered to tarmac the White House drive in exchange for military aid. According to his carer, the confused elderly resident remembers signing something, but he's having his nap now and won't be able to be interviewed until later.
Scrobs - beep "where did you say you were? beep "drifting towards the ground" beep "So where's the aircraft? beep "dunno"
DJ - Joe has looked, and under the thing with a big red button on it.
Sam - and the elderly resident has already lost a shoe stuck in the tarmac. His carer can't get it back because the tarmac is still sticky. There's a sock in there too, plus a gadget with wires coming out of it.
Bob Newhart you are needed now. Pilot: Control, I have lost my aircraft. Over. Control: Please explain. Over Pilot: Well one minute I was in your one hundred million dollar plane, and then suddenly I wasn't. Over. Control: Had you activated the Stealth Feature? Over. Pilot: Affirmative. Over. Control:Oh dear. Please read out the number on your credit card. And the 3 digit security code on the back. Over. Pilot: Huh. I am afraid that I left it in the cockpit glove box. Over. Control: Oooh Kaay. For the purposes of the inquiry you left your aircraft in Ukraine. Understood? UNDERSTOOD! Over. Pilot. Roger. Understood. Thank you. Over and Out.
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Yet another problem for Houston...
Have they looked down the back of the sofa?
In other news, White House officials are trying to trace two men, believed to be Ukrainian, who turned up and offered to tarmac the White House drive in exchange for military aid. According to his carer, the confused elderly resident remembers signing something, but he's having his nap now and won't be able to be interviewed until later.
Scrobs -
beep "where did you say you were?
beep "drifting towards the ground"
beep "So where's the aircraft?
beep "dunno"
DJ - Joe has looked, and under the thing with a big red button on it.
Sam - and the elderly resident has already lost a shoe stuck in the tarmac. His carer can't get it back because the tarmac is still sticky. There's a sock in there too, plus a gadget with wires coming out of it.
Bob Newhart you are needed now.
Pilot: Control, I have lost my aircraft. Over.
Control: Please explain. Over
Pilot: Well one minute I was in your one hundred million dollar plane, and then suddenly I wasn't. Over.
Control: Had you activated the Stealth Feature? Over.
Pilot: Affirmative. Over.
Control:Oh dear. Please read out the number on your credit card. And the 3 digit security code on the back. Over.
Pilot: Huh. I am afraid that I left it in the cockpit glove box. Over.
Control: Oooh Kaay. For the purposes of the inquiry you left your aircraft in Ukraine. Understood? UNDERSTOOD! Over.
Pilot. Roger. Understood. Thank you. Over and Out.
Doonhamer - excellent - yes, in his day Bob Newhart would have done it like that.
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