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Wednesday, 23 April 2025

A surfeit of pork pies



Starmer serves pork pies and patriotism for St George’s Day

As a surging Reform UK threatens Labour’s post-industrial heartlands, Sir Keir Starmer has two secret weapons to show his love for England: the Melton Mowbray pork pie and Ross Kemp.

At a reception to celebrate St George’s Day, Downing Street hosted the former EastEnders actor, public sector workers, comedian Rob Beckett and sporting figures Sarah Storey and Maro Itoje.
 
Guests at the party on Tuesday evening were treated to pork pies, Lancashire Eccles cakes and Bakewell tarts, as the Prime Minister praised the value of “modern patriotism” and celebrated English culture.


Pork pies indeed, somebody is making fun of him. I wonder what “modern patriotism” is supposed to be? Something furtive involving more pork pies I expect.

8 comments:

DiscoveredJoys said...

A cheap stunt to sideline the calls for an English Parliament, again.

Timbotoo said...

Normally I would say that a surfeit of pork pies is an oxymoron.

The Jannie said...

Politicians? They get more juvenile by the minute.

A K Haart said...

DJ - cheap seems to be Starmer's favoured type of stunt, as if his opinion of voters is too low and he doesn't realise how transparent he is.

Timbotoo - I like them but Mrs H isn't keen so we don't buy them.

Jannie - yes they are juvenile, they make no attempt to be the adults in charge, they don't seem to know how.

Sam Vega said...

The pies would exclude both his Jewish wife and his Muslim, er....benefactor.

James Higham said...

There must be a mechanism to rid parliament of liars. On the other hand, who’d still be there?

Scrobs. said...

Wot, no sausages?

A K Haart said...

Sam - good point, we must assume his 'benefactor' chose not to invite himself.

James - nobody, just a few echoes of the past.

Scrobs - yes a few regional sausages would have been tasty.