There's a special grant if you want to convert an old-fashioned scrapyard into a recycling centre. But you have to adopt a new name with "eco", "enviro", or "green" in it. And a new logo, mainly green in colour and featuring something growing, needs to be approved. Grubby portacabins with fat foul-mouthed blokes have to be replaced with a new concrete building with a curved roof. And the rottweiler has to go, of course.
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There's a special grant if you want to convert an old-fashioned scrapyard into a recycling centre. But you have to adopt a new name with "eco", "enviro", or "green" in it. And a new logo, mainly green in colour and featuring something growing, needs to be approved. Grubby portacabins with fat foul-mouthed blokes have to be replaced with a new concrete building with a curved roof. And the rottweiler has to go, of course.
Sam - with grass growing on the curved roof for a touch of eco-swank.
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