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"This week's top prize from your caring Health Centre: a guaranteed first place in the queue for a video consultation with the nurse practitioner.*(* Winners must be available at 8 am on Mondays. The Practice Team will allocate a date for 2026. Strikes, staff sickness, and pandemics permitting)"
How many recipients are no longer on speaking terms with their "Loved Ones"?
Sam - a voucher like that would be worth something. Could even be sold on eBay if the loved one doesn't make it to 2026.Dave - most of them I imagine. Not quite as bad as vouchers for face lifts, but close.
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"This week's top prize from your caring Health Centre: a guaranteed first place in the queue for a video consultation with the nurse practitioner.*
(* Winners must be available at 8 am on Mondays. The Practice Team will allocate a date for 2026. Strikes, staff sickness, and pandemics permitting)"
How many recipients are no longer on speaking terms with their "Loved Ones"?
Sam - a voucher like that would be worth something. Could even be sold on eBay if the loved one doesn't make it to 2026.
Dave - most of them I imagine. Not quite as bad as vouchers for face lifts, but close.
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