Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion, and he whose real wants are supplied must admit those of fancy. Samuel Johnson
"This week's top prize from your caring Health Centre: a guaranteed first place in the queue for a video consultation with the nurse practitioner.*(* Winners must be available at 8 am on Mondays. The Practice Team will allocate a date for 2026. Strikes, staff sickness, and pandemics permitting)"
How many recipients are no longer on speaking terms with their "Loved Ones"?
Sam - a voucher like that would be worth something. Could even be sold on eBay if the loved one doesn't make it to 2026.Dave - most of them I imagine. Not quite as bad as vouchers for face lifts, but close.
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"This week's top prize from your caring Health Centre: a guaranteed first place in the queue for a video consultation with the nurse practitioner.*
(* Winners must be available at 8 am on Mondays. The Practice Team will allocate a date for 2026. Strikes, staff sickness, and pandemics permitting)"
How many recipients are no longer on speaking terms with their "Loved Ones"?
Sam - a voucher like that would be worth something. Could even be sold on eBay if the loved one doesn't make it to 2026.
Dave - most of them I imagine. Not quite as bad as vouchers for face lifts, but close.
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