Tuesday, 8 June 2021

Pistols at dawn presumably

Emmanuel Macron has been slapped across the face during a walkabout to greet voters in France today.

The assailant took the French President by the arm, appearing to stop him for a chat, before shouting: 'Down with Macronia' ('A Bas La Macronie') as he delivered the blow.

Bodyguards quickly seized upon the man and bundled him to the ground, as a member of Macron's security detail pulled the president to safety.

Surely M Macron does not intend to ignore such a challenge to his honour. Pistols or swords I'd say.


The Jannie said...

Pistols? Swords? Real hommes throw aged Camembert!

A K Haart said...

Jannie - probably quite effective if it has reached the runny, smells like a urinal stage.

Doonhamer said...

I am reminded of the Monty Python fish duel or dance.
Useful also for the fishing wrangle.
Any search engine will find it for you.

A K Haart said...

Doonhamer - ah yes I remember it well. A good way for Johnson and Macron to settle things fish related.