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Friday, 30 January 2026

Retirement Do

 


Whenever he is photographed shaking the hand of another leader, Keir Starmer always manages to look like a deputy office manager shaking the hand of the CEO at his lacklustre retirement presentation. 

6 comments:

Scrobs. said...

He looks and acts more like Biden every day now...

dearieme said...

The great thing with Sir Sheer Boredom is that he never disappoints. You always know that he'll put in a lousy performance.

DiscoveredJoys said...

Let's have a whip round and buy him a gold (plated) watch as a retirement present. And cancel his PM's other retirement benefits.

The Jannie said...

I bet that they both counted their fingers afterwards.

James Higham said...

Hasn't yet walked off the end of a platform though ... as far as we know.

A K Haart said...

Scrobs - yes he does, going through the motions but increasingly unconvincing.

dearieme - his handlers must know it too. Maybe he's the only one who still doesn't see it.

DJ - that's a good idea, a gold plated spanner would also remind him of his 'son of a toolmaker' claims.

Jannie - but Starmer fails to notice that his watch looks slightly different.

James - platforms probably have 'Biden rails' these days, just in case.