Asparagus fortune teller says 2026 will bring election and arrest of former royal
A fortune teller who predicts the future by throwing asparagus says a general election is to take place this year and a former member of the Royal Household will be arrested. Jemima Packington, 69, previously foretold the Queen's death, Brexit and Boris Johnson becoming Prime Minister. She believes this year will be packed with more political upheaval and scandal.
The mystic is the world's only "asparamancer" and says she can see into the future by tossing asparagus spears into the air and predicting the days ahead based on how they land. Jemima has now revealed her top predictions for 2026 - warning of a change in Downing Street, "dramatic" election results in the US and major flooding causing chaos in the UK.
Maybe this approach could be used for a genuinely sustainable climate prediction system. One for Ed Miliband to investigate I reckon.
The first prediction is interesting too.
1. There will be a general election in the UK as political resignations abound.
3 comments:
I'll have to learn the art: my beloved has ordered some asparagus crowns for her new raised beds.
Perhaps Rachel from Accounts has been using asparamancy for years? Although the asparagus seems a little wilted.
dearieme - to grow it requires patience from what I remember. My father grew it but my efforts weren't so successful.
DJ - I think you may be right, it probably doesn't work when wilted.
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