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Tuesday, 1 October 2024

A Reminder



It’s October 1st, the nights are drawing in, days become cooler as the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness descends on us, so it may be worth a reminder about climate change.

Suppose over the coming years we see a global cooling trend. Suppose the trend becomes impossible to miss in spite of fudged data – what then? Those paying attention will know this already, but if we do see a sustained global cooling trend –

It will still be your fault.

4 comments:

Sam Vega said...

I'm still saving the yogurt pots, so if they want me to start burning them to raise the global temperature, they only have to ask.

A K Haart said...

Sam - if cooling does occur, imagine the new symbol we'll see for combustible packaging instead of the recycling symbol.

DiscoveredJoys said...

Set the heat pumps into reverse - cooling your house to warm up the climate. After all we all want to do our bit even if a few OAPs die of cold...

A K Haart said...

DJ - and new studies will demonstrate that a temperature of 5C is the most healthy indoor temperature for preserving pensioners.