Meanwhile, concerns have been raised about another photo, supposedly of Keir Starmer cycling in order to get himself fit for the general election. Experts from the Institute of Photos say there is a slight anomaly with the rear tyre.
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dearieme
said...
The reason we don't get visitors from Outer Space is that the last one was nailed to a cross.
No mudguards - he'll need those to stop the c**p being thron at him No lights - he won't see where he's going, and others won't see where he's going either No helmet - unnecessary when your head's in the clouds anway...
8 comments:
The reason we don't get visitors from Outer Space is that the last one was nailed to a cross.
"Aliens will come in flying saucers to give us money to fix the potholes..."
dearieme - a ticking off wouldn't have had the same effect though.
Sam - "...and in return we'll tell them how to build a high speed railway."
I think they've come to tell him that climate change is real, it's February and he must take off that silly suit if he wants to cycle in August.
Tammly - February?
February of the Eastern Orthodox calendar presumably.
Paaah!
No mudguards - he'll need those to stop the c**p being thron at him
No lights - he won't see where he's going, and others won't see where he's going either
No helmet - unnecessary when your head's in the clouds anway...
Scrobs - and he's cycling down the middle of the road.
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