Monday 19 June 2023
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Just Stop Oil protesters ‘plotting to glue themselves to Wimbledon Centre Court’
Eco-warriors are reportedly plotting to disrupt Wimbledon by storming onto the prestigious Centre Court and glueing themselves to the net.
Just Stop Oil is said to have told an undercover reporter that the group are planning a protest at the iconic tennis tournament similiar to when an activist glued themselves to a snooker table at the Crucible.
Activists are volunteering to be part of the protest to form an “inspiring image” broadcast to the entire world.
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Excellent! The World Heavyweight Boxing title fight would be even more iconic.
Weird. Nobody glued themselves to a table at the Crucible. One of them just opened an bag of orange powder and then sat there looking like a self conscious twat.
The other got tackled by the ref and security
The Marxist idea behind much leftish activity is that people are 'blank slates' and may be 'perfected' by ideological argument.
I guess the protestors are so fed up with their arguments being dismissed that they are now concentrating on making their ideological arguments louder and louder, hoping that this time it will be different. Poor fools.
I would watch that. For hours.
Just continue the 100mph serves.
Sam - good idea, it could be Just Stop The Right.
Bucko - and he'll have to become used to looking like a self conscious twat.
DJ - maybe the protesters are at least demonstrating that some slates are considerably more blank than others.
Doonhamer - I'd watch that too. A bowl of strawberries and a coffee, could be a most enjoyable afternoon.
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