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Tuesday, 29 October 2024

Wandering Aliens



Aliens 'could be wandering around Earth right now', Elon Musk claims

It is possible that aliens are ‘here right now’, Elon Musk claimed yesterday.

The Tesla billionaire said that he is often asked if aliens are among us, and his answer is always, ‘I haven’t seen any!’



I haven't seen any either, but the first place I'd look would be the House of Commons. 

It's a pleasant idea though, the thought of wandering down the street and coming across an alien walking the dog, a dog which might not seem quite comfortable with the situation, knowing in its doggy way that something is amiss.

Come to think of it, I've never seen Keir Starmer walking a dog...

3 comments:

Timbotoo said...

And let’s not get started on Mark Zuckerberg…

Sam Vega said...

Dogs might actually prefer aliens.

"Once you've had an alien master, you never go back!"

Interesting to speculate on which of the cabinet might be extra-terrestrial. Starmer. Miliband much more so. But Reeves is "Rachel from Accounts". Lammy and Rayner are also human, all too human.

A K Haart said...

Timbotoo - ah yes, the strange guy from the Metaverse.

Sam - I agree Starmer and Miliband are definitely from another world, the rest seem to be on secondment from some very lax local councils.