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Friday 6 August 2021

Pixelated Bums in Sherwood Forest



Call the Sheriff of Nottingham! Bands of merry NUDIST men walking around Sherwood Forest startle more buttoned-up visitors

  • Visitors to Sherwood Forest have complained after finding naturists in the woods
  • Petition was launched to get the owners to force anyone visiting to wear clothes
  • But owners said nudists have been legally visiting for decades and can continue

It's one way to boost tourism I suppose. Robin Hood is so last century.

5 comments:

Sam Vega said...

Who is volunteering to be Little John?

Doonhamer said...

Or that well known Spoonerism, Frier Tuck.

A K Haart said...

Sam - with his famous quarterstaff.

Doonhamer - maybe he was the cause of the complaints.

Woodsy42 said...

They need to plant some good stinging nettles, that'll stop them.

A K Haart said...

Woodsy - and dock leaves wouldn't help much.