Rachel Reeves turning around UK's finances 'like Steve Jobs did for Apple', claims minister
Science and Technology Secretary Peter Kyle compares the chancellor to the late Apple founder, who brought the company back from the brink of insolvency.
Rachel Reeves will turn around the economy the way Steve Jobs turned around Apple, a cabinet minister has suggested ahead of the upcoming spending review.
Where does a chap begin?
Associating Rachel from Accounts with Steve Jobs may remind even loyal Labour voters about the jobs Rachel is busy destroying. That's one mistake, an avoidable problem with word association, but the whole piece is worth reading because it gets much worse.
"Just bear in mind that how Apple turned itself around when Steve Jobs came back to Apple, they were 90 days from insolvency. That's the kind of situation that we had when we came into office.
"Steve Jobs turned it around by inventing the iMac, moving to a series of products like the iPod.
"Just bear in mind that how Apple turned itself around when Steve Jobs came back to Apple, they were 90 days from insolvency. That's the kind of situation that we had when we came into office.
"Steve Jobs turned it around by inventing the iMac, moving to a series of products like the iPod.
Ah, Rachel is going to invent something. Could it be the iKeir? Bonkers - unambiguously bonkers.
8 comments:
Too late, I fear. China already taken over the manufacture of everything that UK used to make.
Maybe we could survive economically by turning the Kingdom into one 'uge form of Disney Land.
Parliament would be a big draw, well worth a premium entry fee.
And don't you very dare say that that is how the Upper Chamber already works.
We could have weekly choreographed, LBGTQWERTY parades, Extreme Hard Far Right National Socialist riots, Brixton riots, celebration of the fleets of little (rubber ) ships coming from France to save UK society.
Just another bloke with zilch commercial experience, seemingly understanding how business makes money and continues to survive, but actually, woefully ignorant!
I'm a bit too young to remember the iMac, though by all accounts it was a credible model of a Tory grandee. "You've never had it so good!", and all that. I suppose the iKeir will come as a flat-pack, but it will be Lord Alli's luxury flat.
Doonhamer - the people in those fleets of little rubber ships aren't thinking the thing through. What do they think they are going to do here, take part in those LBGTQWERTY parades?
Scrobs - yes, completely useless, he should check how good government is at spotting winners then go away.
Sam - ha ha, very good. The iKeir will come as a flat-pack with bits missing and the instructions written in Chinese.
The iKier flat pack? If Surkier has any problem getting something up, dispite his dad being a tool maker, I believe that it is possible to hire enthusiastic East European refugees who will have it up in no time.
Doonhamer - ah yes, the arsonists might help.
Petsonally, I'd compare Rachel from accounts with Gerald Ratner, rather than Steve Jobs.
Penseivat
Penseivat - that's a good comparison, she's trashed the idea of a politically guided economy with policies which are in Gerald Ratner's words 'total crap'.
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