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Saturday 28 May 2022

Birds are like politicians



This afternoon I decided to wash the MX5, vacuum the mats and generally fettle it. Not a job I have to do very often because we only use it on fine days. Anyhow, I finished the job, rewound the hose, tidied everything away and was just about to put the car in the garage when I noticed a bird had crapped on the freshly washed boot lid.

We feed garden birds with loads of bird seed, put scraps on the lawn for them, keep the bird bath filled and one of the little sods crapped on the car just after I'd washed it.

Politicians do much the same. We give them a cushy job, salary and expenses way out of line with their abilities, vote for them when allowed and still they crap on us. The bird version can be wiped off of course, but not the political version.

There’s a lesson there somewhere.

8 comments:

Sam Vega said...

If you had a companion cat, it would keep the birds away and also stop you nipping down to Sainsburys in the MX5.

DAD said...

It's supposed to be lucky. (I don't know why)

A K Haart said...

Sam - next door they have three cats and still the birds come.

DAD - maybe I should have made a wish or something.

DiscoveredJoys said...

I'm reminded of the definition of a business consultant.

They fly in.
Eat all your food.
Crap all over you.
And fly away.

A K Haart said...

DJ - that's my experience, although the IT ones were okay.

dearieme said...

The mistake was to wash the car. The Gods of Gaia hate that sort of thing.

We never wash ours except the windows and lights. Plus we wash bird droppings off the paintwork

dearieme said...

The mistake was to wash the car. The Gods of Gaia hate that sort of thing.

We never wash ours except the windows and lights. Plus we wash bird droppings off the paintwork

In suppose if we were truly green we'd dry to cultivate the bird droppings.

A K Haart said...

dearieme - I quite like washing the car, but only when it is dirty enough to make an obvious difference.