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Friday 12 June 2020

Like passing an exam


Keir Starmer’s symbolic grovel is rather like passing a major exam. Make it clear that you can out-grovel anyone if grovelling is the game and you pass the exam and are awarded a virtual certificate. There is no need to prove anything else although the certificate may need renewing every now and then – there is a periodic subscription fee.

It worked for Justin Trudeau and maybe it will work for Sir Keir. Brand him as a creep maybe but that misses the point. Creepy grovelling is the new… oh hang on.

6 comments:

The Jannie said...

There I was, wondering how much lower Liebour could sink. Now there's proof.

Sam Vega said...

I actually feel sorry for the little twerp. Someone dresses him up in an awful suit - it must match his eye colour, or subliminally represent conservatism, there's no other excuse for it - and he submits to kneeling. And he's still unelectable. In a democracy with pictorial mass media, politicians are truly pathetic.

A K Haart said...

Jannie - it's pretty low isn't it? Way lower than undignified.

Sam - his suit reminds me of the suit Trigger wore in an episode of Only Fools and Horses.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/roger-lloyd-pack-dead-best-of-only-fools-and-horses-trigger-9064537.html

Ed P said...

Blue suit and a UKIP-coloured tie - what's his game?

(He's probably wearing orange, yellow & green garments where you can't see them, just to cover all the options. But strangely no red...)

A K Haart said...

Ed - Maybe he thinks this is what is meant by 'a person of colour'.

Ed P said...

These are the jokes, folks!

And Kryten is still awaiting his personality injection - he might be a clever lawyer, but is so boring.