Wednesday, 15 January 2020
Harry and Megs spoiler alert
Mercatornet has leaked the ending of the Harry and Meghan soap opera.
Let me tell you where this Harry and Meghan trail of destruction is going to end: on Oprah Winfrey’s couch. Trust me. A fair few seminal moments in celebrity culture have occurred on that couch (Tom Cruise never recovered) and Meghan is first and foremost a celebrity.
Meghan will be weeping. Oprah will be there with a comforting hand, and you, dear reader, will play the role of the baddie. Meghan will spend much of her time on Oprah’s couch telling her how racist and sexist and generally odious we all are. This will happen less than three years after the British public lined the streets to wish Harry and Meghan every happiness at their wedding as they glided by in an actual horse and carriage, Meghan with an actual princess crown atop her head...
Soon enough Meghan will be on Oprah Winfrey’s couch calling us all racists. You can take that to the bank.
So that's it - no point watching any more.
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"So that's it - no point watching any more."
I think we have to watch, because The Guardian, BBC, and others will be issuing further condemnations on the basis of what was said on Oprah's couch. And we might need to challenge their veracity.
Luckily, I've never seen an Optical WiFi show, so I haven't a clue what it's all about!
Is it some sort of computer game? Sounds like it to me anyway!
Sam - yes we are bound to end up challenging their veracity. One day they may catch us out by being sensible but that isn't a huge risk.
Scrobs - I've never seen it, but I believe it is like a computer game where Optical WiFi always wins.
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