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Thursday 9 January 2020

Harry and Megs run off to join the circus






As we all know by now, Harry and Meghan have run off to join the Global Media Circus. Why have they done it? It is surely no great mystery. Our royal source tells us –

Harry and Meghan feel they will only find themselves if they have more freedom to give all that they know they have to give to the global community. After months of soul-searching they have come to understand how essential it is to be themselves, to talk bollocks to a wider and less discerning audience.

It’s a brave move but I am sure we wish them every success in their quest to be somebody, to share their emptiness with those who understand.

5 comments:

Sam Vega said...

Their choice, I guess, but they are deluded if they think they will be any more free as a result. They have a guaranteed source of income as woke celebrity ninnies, but acting that role will be as exacting as anything the palace could throw at them. The tune is a bit more modern and new-agey, but dance to it they must.

Scrobs. said...

We like to think of the more positive members of the Royal Family these days.

Princess Anne seems to be a much nicer girl than years ago, and Prince Edward has the gorgeous Sophie at his side for some fabulous respect for humility and hard work.

I fear much of this, together with the Air-miles Andy revelations, is a fore-warning of what will happen when our dear Queen and Prince Philip pop off, and we're faced with whether we really want Prince Charles to take Camilla as a 'Queen'.

'Populism' has escaped from politics, and is now dealing with other relevant issues...

A K Haart said...

Sam - yes they are deluded. I suspect Meghan takes the lead there.

Scrobs - I agree, Princess Anne seems to know how it should be done.

Graeme said...

It's going to be hard for any would-bethink Dorks of 2020 to beat them

A K Haart said...

Graeme - it is going to be hard. They are setting a cracking pace.