The Compleet Molesworth

As any fule kno, the gratest brane in the univers is n molesworth of st custards skool. When I saw his book priced at a meer thirty shillings I thort at least I'll hav a laff and a bit of philoserfy, hem hem.

A trap for dere santa

Conoisuers of prose and luvers of literature hem-hem may not see the geenius behind simple skool tales of peason gillibrand fotherington-tomas and meny other villans, but I repli so wot - its the deep thorts that count.

Wot thorts I hear you ask with a dredful leer. The thort that when I hav read n molesworths golden words and absorbd the wisdum of that deliteful chap I can giv the book away next time Im stuck for a burthday prez.