Sunday, 7 October 2012

The Compleet Molesworth

As any fule kno, the gratest brane in the univers is n molesworth of st custards skool. When I saw his book priced at a meer thirty shillings I thort at least I'll hav a laff and a bit of philoserfy, hem hem.

A trap for dere santa
Conoisuers of prose and luvers of literature hem-hem may not see the geenius behind simple skool tales of peason gillibrand fotherington-tomas and meny other villans, but I repli so wot - its the deep thorts that count.

Wot thorts I hear you ask with a dredful leer. The thort that when I hav read n molesworths golden words and absorbd the wisdum of that deliteful chap I can giv the book away next time Im stuck for a burthday prez.


Sobers said...

Hello birds, hello sky, hello clouds!!!

Macheath said...

An excellent piece; I hereby nominate you for the Mrs Joyful prize for raffia work.

A K Haart said...

Sobers - fotherington-tomas i beleive?

Mac - chiz.

Demetrius said...

Isn't he in the Cabinet now?

A K Haart said...

Demetrius - they all are!