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Thursday, 6 February 2025

Axe



Keir Starmer wants to axe Rachel Reeves in bombshell reshuffle


Keir Starmer wants to axe Rachel Reeves as Chancellor in a major shake-up of his top team to revive Labour's plunging popularity.

In a shock move, the Prime Minister is considering moving Home Secretary Yvette Cooper to the Treasury to boost the country's economic fortunes.



Well that could leave us with a tricky problem. We'll have to come up with a suitable name for Yvette Cooper without making use of the too-obvious Ed Balls connection. I'm not sure I'll be able to resist that.

3 comments:

Sam Vega said...


What, you mean fake headlines along the lines of "Mrs. Reeves out, Mrs. Balls up"?

No, don't do that.

DiscoveredJoys said...

Reeves out, Cooper in, just like that,

A K Haart said...

Sam - I wouldn't dream of it - honest.

DJ - we saw him live once, a very funny man.