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Sunday, 22 March 2020

An early social distancing tool - the falchion



5 comments:

Sam Vega said...

Would you rather have someone come at you with one of those, or sneeze in the check-out queue?

Sackerson said...

I think you'll like this - Ginger Billy's redneck approach to social distancing -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTYxDMYKyiI

A K Haart said...

Sam - I'll go with the sneeze because I can always put the shopping bag over my head. That wouldn't work with a falchion.

Sackers - I like this comment on the video - "Who else would pay money to see him wear that into Walmart"

Macheath said...

Personally I favour a return to the six-foot-wide crinoline; built-in social distancing, especially if the other party is wearing one too.

A K Haart said...

Macheath - good idea although not for shopping presumably. Security staff could be suspicious.