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Monday 9 March 2020

Where did the climate go?






One huge benefit of the wall to wall coronavirus noise is the eclipse of Greta Doomberg and the endless screeching by climate nuts. At least this latest version of imminent doom is one where we can actually do something practical such as buying up all the soap and toilet rolls. 

And bottled water from what we’ve seen in Sainsbury's, but I don’t understand that one. I thought lack of water was a climate nut prophesy. Maybe people are mixing up their dooms - if so it's understandable.

2 comments:

Sam Vega said...

I don't know whether to buy corona stuff in plastic packaging, because we are all going to die anyway, and a bit more plastic won't hurt; or to go for organic panic-buying, just in case we all pull through.

But even if we pull through the corona stuff, and then just about manage to avoid the eco-disaster, maybe there'll be a third one? Bad stuff always comes in threes, doesn't it?

A K Haart said...

Sam - bound to be a third one. Then a fourth, fifth and so on. An enterprising betting outfit could take bets on the nature of the next one.