Funny how you get up one morning and look in the mirror and suddenly think – God I’m fat. It just happened overnight. I used to be size fourteen but now I’m size twenty.
All that fat they remove by liposuction has to go somewhere, so I reckon they are choosing random people to inject with fat in their sleep. To be honest, it must be a hell of a shock when you wake up and look in the mirror.
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All that fat they remove by liposuction has to go somewhere, so I reckon they are choosing random people to inject with fat in their sleep. To be honest, it must be a hell of a shock when you wake up and look in the mirror.
Even worse with advancing age to look in the mirror and see your father !
Mirror, mirror on the wall, oops, is that Vlad The Impaler?
Sam - so it could be the Fat Fairy at work.
Wiggia - same here, even to the extent of catching my sleeve on door handles just as he did.
Demetrius - so the story about having no reflection is wrong.
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