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Thursday 30 March 2017

Heard in the changing room

Funny how you get up one morning and look in the mirror and suddenly think – God I’m fat. It just happened overnight. I used to be size fourteen but now I’m size twenty.


Obviously not heard by me. Must add that. 

4 comments:

Sam Vega said...

All that fat they remove by liposuction has to go somewhere, so I reckon they are choosing random people to inject with fat in their sleep. To be honest, it must be a hell of a shock when you wake up and look in the mirror.

wiggiatlarge said...

Even worse with advancing age to look in the mirror and see your father !

Demetrius said...

Mirror, mirror on the wall, oops, is that Vlad The Impaler?

A K Haart said...

Sam - so it could be the Fat Fairy at work.

Wiggia - same here, even to the extent of catching my sleeve on door handles just as he did.

Demetrius - so the story about having no reflection is wrong.