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Saturday, 25 October 2025

You couldn't even run a lemonade stand!


This jibe raises yet again the question of why Ursula von der Leyen is where she is. Perhaps she has an aura of being harmlessly useless which suits the EU machine as an enabler of political rackets. 

 

6 comments:

dearieme said...

WhenIWasButaLad the expression was "Couldn't run a sweetie shop". The cockneys on the telly referred to a "whelk stall". I suppose Martians might say "Couldn't sweep a crater".

A K Haart said...

dearieme - one I remember was 'Couldn't run a fish and chip shop' but I recall 'whelk stall' as well. Ambitious Martians probably wouldn't have much to aim for apart from organising other Martians to sweep craters, it looks pretty barren.

DiscoveredJoys said...

Perhaps Ursula von der Leyen couldn't run a lemonade stand - but she is a dab hand at regulating those who can.

A K Haart said...

DJ - yes, lemonade standards, labelling, inspections, testing, training, diversity targets, carbon footprint, sustainability and audits would just be for starters.

dearieme said...

I suspect that running a chipper is a non-trivial task. Unlike, apparently, being Foreign Secretary.

A K Haart said...

dearieme - yes, I always thought running a chip shop was likely to be more demanding than a whelk stall.