Wednesday, 18 December 2024
Dolt Point Theory
As we know Dolt Point theory allows us to estimate critical Dolt Point weaknesses in any governing political party.
The Dolt Point is of course the point as which certain doltish indicators coalesce around a prominent individual who then becomes the focus of the developing Dolt Point, the point at which this particular individual must be ejected from his or her position in the party hierarchy.
Clearly we have a problem here in the UK, because three Dolt Points appear to be coalescing simultaneously around three prominent individuals, something Dolt Point theory would not have predicted in its current formulation. Equally clearly, those three Dolt Point individuals are Keir Starmer, Rachel Reeves and Ed Miliband, yet if all three are not ejected, then one or more Dolt Points may survive relatively unscathed.
Apart from presenting Dolt Point theorists with a problem, we also have the spectre of uncontrollable Dolt Point Chaos, a theoretical area as yet unexplored. Unfortunately, Keir Starmer seems to be exploring it.
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Can one have a two-tier dolt point? I hope that Weird Ed gets the bullet as well as Sir Kneel and Rachel from Complaints.
Though there's no need to take "bullet" literally. That might be triggering.
There’s an additional worry in the potential addition of David Lammy to the equation; with him acting as the nexus for a fourth Dolt Point, I’d say there is a serious possibility of arriving at a Dolt Horizon beyond which Dolt Point Chaos would become a virtual certainty.
Unfortunately, should those four be ejected, recent events suggest that the Party has a succession of potential further candidates waiting in the wings.
dearieme - I'd vote for Weird Ed going before Starmer, he doesn't even manage to come across as sane.
Macheath - good grief, how did I miss David Lammy? Oh dear, that Dolt Horizon now looms ever closer.
I think a pentagonal Dolt Point theory may also be posited - Starmer, Reaves, Millivolt, Lammy AND Rayner.
felipe - good grief that's another one I've missed. We're doomed.
So many useless Dolts in one Government. God help us.
I'm no scientist, but there seems to be a central group of dolts with a very high positive doltage, and a much larger group of lesser doltoid particles in a wider orbit around them. The main challenge for scientists is to establish what the force of attraction is here, as Starmer is certainly not attractive in any known way. I think it might be the strong gravy-trainal force.
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