In an extraordinarily courageous move, Secretary of State for Health and Social Matt Hancock has volunteered to have the Oxford vaccine injected into his head to demonstrate how safe it is. The idea is to show this amazing procedure live on TV.
Although strongly advised that his head is not a suitable location for the vaccination as his skull is unusually thick, Mr Hancock has stressed what a powerful message it would be to link the notions of vaccination freedom with Brexit freedom.
What an extraordinary chap he is - in so many ways.
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There must be untold numbers out there who can think of a better more suitable place to inject Hancock using a very large syringe..........
Onion, Babylon Bee, Daily Mash ain’t got nuffink on you, AKH.
I was hoping you would go for the preferred Gallic method of administration - the suppository
To those arguing for administration per rectum, I would point out that this would be impossible, because to do his job, Hancock needs to be able to talk.
No point injecting it there, it needs to go into tissue not empty space.
Why can't he have it done live on radio - there're enough pricks on TV as it is!
"As his skull is unusually thick..." Yep. No argument there.
Looks like he has had it labially.
Wiggia - and many who would like to administer it.
James - thanks but can't match those (:
Graeme - not on live TV though.
Sam - good point. I wonder if he uses two masks.
Woodsy - another good point. Do none of his ideas work?
Scrobs - maybe during an Archers episode when the vet visits.
Bill - yet it isn't as if his skull is protecting something valuable.
Doonhamer - it does doesn't it?
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