Monday 18 January 2021
Breaking News
In an unexpected move, the government has decided to replace SAGE with STOOGE, the Scientific and Technical Operational Oversight Group of Experts.
The same group of experts will be transferred from SAGE to STOOGE so in that respect the new group will have some similarities with the old. However we understand that the biscuits supplied for STOOGE meetings will be somewhat cheaper than SAGE biscuits. In addition, the coffee will be decaffeinated instant coffee to reflect the new status of the group.
More on this story as it develops.
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They are also renaming the important COBRA committee which they wheel out to strike a note of chilly seriousness. The acronym will remain the same so as not to waste existing stationery stocks, but it will henceforth mean: Counting On BBC Raising Anxiety.
Sam - good one. The change is working on me already - I've already forgotten the old version.
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