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Underling: Trouble
at trough.
Ms Merkel: Oh no
- what sort of trouble?
Underling: I
don't know - Mr Selmayr just told me to come in here and say that there was
trouble at the trough, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Euro Inquisition.
CRASHING MUSIC – THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN.
Cardinal Juncker bounds
in.
Juncker: NOBODY
expects the Euro Inquisition! Our chief weapon is tedium...tedium
and persistence...persistence and tedium....
Our two weapons are tedium and persistence...and
ruthless inefficiency....
Our three weapons are tedium, and persistence, and
ruthless inefficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Cause....
Our
four...no...
Amongst our weapons....
Amongst our weaponry...are such elements
as tedium, persistence....
I'll come in again.
2 comments:
And it WILL end with an 'Oh bugger'!
Scrobs - so that's how they do it (:
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