Keir Starmer says nobody told him he is UK Prime Minister.
In a jaw-dropping revelation today, it emerges that Sir Keir Starmer claims he was never told about being UK Prime Minister.
“Established systems and procedures were not followed, I was never formally notified that I am the UK Prime Minister,” Sir Keir claimed. “It is an appalling lapse of procedure that this was not done.”
When questioned by further about this remarkable claim, Sir Keir added “The official appointment paperwork never crossed my desk and indeed I never signed a formal appointment contract. I now accept that I am Prime Minister, but those responsible must be investigated.”
Well you never know, could be his next move, there isn't much else left.
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