Among numerous media headlines worth avoiding, the 'warning issued' headline is up there among the more obvious examples of the genre, but there are many more.
Warning issued to anyone with magpies in their garden
Warning issued for all UK petrol and diesel drivers which 'can not be explained'
Warning issued to drivers filling up at Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury’s or Morrisons this week
Major warning issued as lethal plant that 'can kill in hours' washes up on UK beach
Air fryer fire warning issued to millions this Christmas
'Significant disruption' expected as new weather warning issued
7 comments:
Did you ever read Christopher Booker's book "Scared to Death"? Recommended.
Perhaps we could just settle on one general purpose warning - Global Warning?
Yes.
Xmas Warning. This is Warning Advocat!
dearieme - I read the first version, didn't realise it has been updated.
DJ - good idea, with different colours to indicate severity.
Tammly - ha ha, I don't think I ever tried it.
Longer day Warning. The Earth rotational speed is reducing. The average length of a day anywhere in Earth is increasing. The mean duration of a day this year is longer than at any time since records began or longest evah. The mean duration of night is also the longest evah. Honest. World Economic Forum tell governments that increased taxes will slow this trend. Head Millibrain springs into action. Be afraid. Be very afraid
Doonhamer - good point, increased taxes would slow the trend by allowing more and more private jests to zoom around the world and increase its momentum. Just put it to Millibrain.
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