Starmer: EU deal is ‘good for borders’
Sir Keir Starmer has promised that his plan to reset relations with the European Union will be “good for our borders” despite warnings that tens of thousands of migrants will flood into the country.
The Government is locked in negotiations to determine how long young Europeans will be able to live and work in the UK as part of a deal to be announced on Monday.
The Telegraph understands that the EU is pushing for a Youth Mobility Scheme to allow migrants aged between 18 and 30 to stay in the UK for as long as three years.
It's rather like completing a simple political crossword puzzle.
Across -
1. The EU deal is good for
“Sir” Keir Starmer is merely filling in the crossword with the word "borders" taken from his current copy of the Europhile Dictionary.
“Sir” Keir Starmer is merely filling in the crossword with the word "borders" taken from his current copy of the Europhile Dictionary.
With as much justification –
Weird Ed might suggest “EU deal is good for climate.”
Rachel from Accounts might suggest “EU deal is good for economy.”
Bridget Phillipson might suggest “EU deal is good for education.”
Angela Rayner might suggest “EU deal is good for housing.”
David Lammy might suggest “EU deal is good for Chagos.”
Invisible Yvette might suggest ""
Weird Ed might suggest “EU deal is good for climate.”
Rachel from Accounts might suggest “EU deal is good for economy.”
Bridget Phillipson might suggest “EU deal is good for education.”
Angela Rayner might suggest “EU deal is good for housing.”
David Lammy might suggest “EU deal is good for Chagos.”
Invisible Yvette might suggest ""
7 comments:
That's pretty much it. They'll carefully consider the things people grumble or riot about, and then quote them as justifications for whatever they were going to do anyway.
I saw a reference this morning to "2T Snorter" but couldn't guess the allusion. Can anyone here help?
A proposal: we submit candidates and our esteemed blogger chooses a weekly winner of the AKH Tin-Eared Award. My first proposal is the start of a headline from The Times website.
"“Private school exodus of 13,000 dwarfs ...”
As far as TTK is concerned, a good border is an open one.
Sam - it so transparent too, and that's a weakness a large number of people seem to be aware of. Maybe political rhetoric will have to become less vacuous.
dearieme - 2T Snorter? Maybe he has a nasal problem we weren't aware of.
dearieme - ha ha, that's far too many for Snow White to cope with. I wonder if it would have been spotted in the past?
Peter - that's it, he doesn't believe in national borders and Labour voters should have suspected it.
Macron surreptitiously pockets a suspiciously small, considering the size of his nose, tissue and Merz ditto with a suspiciously large toothpick, which is definitely not a very small spoon.
But it is all a scurrilous Putin plot and they were talking about UKR-ain.
Now a week later all Western msm agrees on the same story - Nothing to see here. A big bad boy (Putin) did it and ran away.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R4R87GUKLtU
Doonhamer - not enough care taken over the carefully casual look.
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