Friday, 15 November 2019

Free for all

A revealing development I’m sure you’ll agree. 

“Diane Abbott tells me it will deliver at least eleventy six megapixies per second," John McDonnell replied when asked about the speed of his new broadband scheme. 

"That should be enough for a decent game of Space Invaders,” he added with a wintry smile.


Sam Vega said...

If the polls begin to look favourably on a Labour win, start archiving your blog as fast as you can.

Scrobs. said...

Fabulous Sam! Ha ha ha!

The whole idea is an absolute farce, as the interview with Mrs Amelia Nosepoultice of 43, Acacia Gardens, Rockall said in a BBC interview with someone or other: -

"Wow, what a scorcher, me old China, and I can then watch Eastenders in colour, that's if I had a compootrere, or even a telly for that matter..."!

A K Haart said...

Sam and Scrobs - I'll just grow a beard and disguise myself as Jeremy Corbyn.