Yes they will, I'll just ask them.
Mumble mutter mumble grumble...
What about those - do you like those?
Mumb...
Or these. Do you like these?
Mumble mutter mumble grumble...
Do you want to try them on. Go on, try them on.
Mumb...
I doesn't matter I'll just ask them.
Mumble mutter mumble grumble...
Don't be silly, yours have a hole in them. Come on.
Mumble mutter mumble grumble...
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Which was whom?
Sounds like me when the Mrs takes me clothes shopping because (in her opinion) I 'need'a new item of clothing.
James - the non-mumbler was Mrs.
Woodsy - I'm not keen on it either, especially if it means a trip into Derby.
Derby! You should be so lucky AK. In my case it could mean a day in Stoke-on Trent.
Some years ago, an ingenious manager of M&S in Truro located the menswear department just inside a nondescript door leading straight from an upper floor of the multi-storey car park.
Unsuspecting males of a certain age could thus be ushered in and presented with garments to try on before they realised that the shopping process had begun; the result, if my visits to the shop were anything to go by, was an abundance of conversations very like the one you describe.
Woodsy - I've mostly seen Stoke from the A50 on route to the M6.
Mac - that's cheating!
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