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Saturday, 24 October 2026

Bring to me

 










Bring to me your feckless and bored
That I may teach them benefits fraud
Raise mighty windmills to the sky
Catch the sunlight before we fry.

I’ll open wide the prison gates
Let hundreds of old lags go
Free to join with all their mates
And find out all they know.

Trust me I’m your Northern Bloke
Driving the Bus of Hope
With lower fares and…

Sorry Andy.. major power blackout.

Do I send an emergency alert?

Not working Andy.

Can’t I just fin...

3 comments:

dearieme said...

As Jesus nearly said "Put not thy faith in poltroons".

James Higham said...

Nor whited sepulchres.

A K Haart said...

dearieme - and unfortunately many people appear to prefer poltroons.

James - and unfortunately many people appear to prefer whited sepulchres too.