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Saturday 14 November 2020

Why did PM sack Dominic?



Westminster is agog today over the story that Prime Minister Carrie Symonds sacked highly placed advisor Dominic Cummings. It is said that Mr Cummings was briefing against her and her fiancé - flamboyant MP Boris Johnson.

The reasons behind the rift appear to be deep and murky. As a young cosmopolitan woman, Prime Minister Symonds is felt to be in close touch with the opinions voters ought to have on core issues such as the coronavirus, Brexit and climate change while Mr Cummings has been accused by some of being “intelligent”.

Although Ms Symonds allows Boris Johnson to attend cabinet meetings and take notes for her, it is thought that this approach has also caused deep internal fissures in the already rocky workings of No 10.

More on this story as it develops.

5 comments:

Doonhamer said...

Label:- Spoof?
If only.
And I am not a rowboat. Hurrah!

Sam Vega said...

Carrie, is, of course, part of a secret but massively influential group of emotional women who control the world. Membership is a matter of frenzied tabloid speculation, but is known to include Meghan, Jacinda Ardern, Diane Abbott, Greta, Princess Diana, and Joan of Arc. Oh, and Gaia, of course.

Woodsy42 said...

I'm not sure it's a spoof. Looks a bit close to the truth to me.

Scrobs. said...

I seem to recall that Councilor Basil Kalashnikov had the same problem in getting rid of Edwina Baggage the Bicycling Correspondent of the 'Sodden Prickney Bugle'!

Funny how history repeats itself...

A K Haart said...

Doonhamer and Woodsy - almost a spoof spoof perhaps.

Sam - Gaia is the dodgy one, she seems to be all over the place. I bet she simpers just like Diana.

Scrobs - the real question here is whether or not Edwina Baggage manages to attach herself to someone else, especially someone in the bicycling fraternity.