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Sunday, 29 September 2019

Seems harsh



Recently heard over our local garden centre's speaker system.

Kevin to compost - Kevin to compost.

Poor Kevin. I wonder what he'd done?

5 comments:

Sackerson said...

Was he The Man Who Fell To Earth?

Sam Vega said...

He might have put his garden waste bin out on the wrong day

A K Haart said...

Sackers - could be a companion of his - John Innes.

Sam - if so then at least the punishment fits the crime.

James Higham said...

Forgot the fertiliser?

A K Haart said...

James - probably couldn't find it after trawling through the clothing, kitchen equipment, patio furniture, barbecue kit, greetings cards, books and the vast coffee shop.