I confess to loving these overheard fragments. I hope there is a compilation somewhere (website? Christmas stocking-filler novelty book?) but of course I would be plagued with fears as to their authenticity. I read of a nice one - again, chatting women - which went "...So when I get up earlier than them, I spit in all the breakfast-bowls...".
A beauty, heard by a colleague in a Lincolnshire pub:
"You know that bit of skin between a woman's arsehole and her fanny?"
"Yeah"
"Well, it's the strongest skin in the human body!"
"No kidding?"
"Yeah, it's so strong you can hang a twelve-stone pig from it".
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I confess to loving these overheard fragments. I hope there is a compilation somewhere (website? Christmas stocking-filler novelty book?) but of course I would be plagued with fears as to their authenticity. I read of a nice one - again, chatting women - which went "...So when I get up earlier than them, I spit in all the breakfast-bowls...".
A beauty, heard by a colleague in a Lincolnshire pub:
"You know that bit of skin between a woman's arsehole and her fanny?"
"Yeah"
"Well, it's the strongest skin in the human body!"
"No kidding?"
"Yeah, it's so strong you can hang a twelve-stone pig from it".
Mark - as a parrot.
Sam - "...So when I get up earlier than them, I spit in all the breakfast-bowls...".
Isn't that from the unexpurgated version of Goldilocks?
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