This morning Mrs H and I were chatting about the celebrity antics of Meghan and Harry, particularly the entertaining attempts by Meghan to create a lifestyle brand. She isn't the only one playing this tawdry game of course, but she is remarkably unconvincing even by celebrity standards.
Mrs H was particularly amused by this advice from Meghan -
Her raspberry jam - which is made in a factory - will be 'presented in keepsake packaging,' and she advised fans to 'repurpose' the jars 'to tuck away love notes or special treasures, and to remember this pivotal moment with me', adding: 'Think of it as our time capsule'.
Meghan, 43, continued: 'And by the way, once you've enjoyed every spoonful of this fruit spread, you may want to do what I do: rinse the jar and use it as a small bud vase for flowers on your nightstand, or to hold your pens on your desk.'
The entertaining aspect is its transparent shallowness, the idea that any sensible adult could go along with such crudely tacky marketing. Some will go along with it presumably, just as some adults accept free tickets to Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter shows.
Meghan, 43, continued: 'And by the way, once you've enjoyed every spoonful of this fruit spread, you may want to do what I do: rinse the jar and use it as a small bud vase for flowers on your nightstand, or to hold your pens on your desk.'
The entertaining aspect is its transparent shallowness, the idea that any sensible adult could go along with such crudely tacky marketing. Some will go along with it presumably, just as some adults accept free tickets to Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter shows.
Yet is anyone seriously interested in the Meghan Markle show, except as a casually entertaining demonstration of just how vacuous celebrity marketing can be?