Which of the following statements is the most outrageously untrue?
- Tulips are best grown in uranium mulch.
- Charles Dickens invented clockwork toothpaste.
- Pastry is a powerful aphrodisiac.
- David Cameron is an honest man.
- Climate change is caused by strawberry jam.
- The Austin Allegro was the epitome of seventies cool.
As in life, there are no prizes for being right.