Which of the following statements is the most outrageously
untrue?
- Tulips are best grown in uranium mulch.
- Charles Dickens invented clockwork toothpaste.
- Pastry is a powerful aphrodisiac.
- David Cameron is an honest man.
- Climate change is caused by strawberry jam.
- The Austin Allegro was the epitome of seventies cool.
4 comments:
Around forty years ago looking for a new car one dealer visited was the Austin one. When I sat in the driving seat and tried the gear level it came off in my hand. Then the door would not shut. Yes it was an Allegro. Then I bought a Fiat 132, when I took it around the old Nurburgring it gave a lovely ride.
Demetrius - we tried an Allegro but patriotism only goes so far. We ended up with a Nissan - or Datsun as they then were.
No prize for being right, but the modern trend is a fixed penalty for being wrong.
Woodsy - and year by year they are more severe.
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