In view of the never-ending stream of sexual misbehaviour stories swirling around the great and the not so good, I wish to point out that my penchant for blogging entails no sexual suggestion
or innuendo of any kind.
For example, posts about Jeremy Corbyn are not covert
references to the sensual delights of hairy cheeks. Similarly, references to
Theresa May should not be construed as a lascivious reference to a strict schoolmarm
with a taste for exotic footwear. Absolutely not.
On the same lines - references to Harriet Harman – they certainly don’t
imply a taste for shrill matronly dimwits. As for posts about Boris
Johnson...
...hmm I’m feeling a little queasy at this point...
...although queasy
is not a euphemism for anything...
4 comments:
I think you do protest too much.
Is it Diane Abbott?
Boris and Harriet, a marriage made in heaven or perhaps somewhere else in outer space.
I bet Gloriette will have something to say about this!
And Ms Molstrangler, and Ms Baggage...
Miss Newt is a bit past it though...
Sam - in a hot tub full of custard?
Demetrius - anywhere in outer space would be fine.
Scrobs - Gloriette always has something to say, but do we really listen?
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