Overheard conversation among staff at an antiques centre: apparently somebody had been urinating in the stock. Urine had been found in some antique cups, vases and anything else suitable for a bit of bladder-emptying.
Actually a fair bit of the stock was of piss-poor quality, surely there are other ways to say so? I mean it's such an oblique comment isn't it? Not to mention risky.
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"Do you have any antique cups?"
"Yes, wee have some lovely ones over here."
Maybe someone misunderstood the phrase 'pointing Percy at the porcelain'.
MW - wee are not amused.
M - maybe - there is a pub nearby (:
How would they have got away with it? And were they all male?
JH - I suppose they may have taken items to the toilet then put them back. I assume male, but who knows?
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