|Bloggers fighting over a Wittgenstein post|
As you must know, the madness of Black Friday is upon us so bloggers are suffering from a frantic demand for stories. Many of our usual suppliers of words, phrases and quotes had run out of stock by nine o'clock.
In desperation we tried "Dodgy" Dave Cameron - Cheapest Words In Town but it was no dice. Only a few dribbles from his back catalogue were available.
As for "Fast Eddy" Miliband he seems to be all at sea. Nothing original on offer and his prices have to be seen to be believed.
By midday we resorted to asking Lord Prescott for a quote or two, but all he came back with was "I don't talk to you bluggers."
Ah well - normal service will be resumed as soon as the madness dies down. Meanwhile why not pop out for a spot of shopping?