Popular children's entertainer Winnie the Pooh has slammed the expropriation of his image by the current Chinese emperor.
Through his agent Chris Robin, Mr Pooh said
I take image management very seriously and while I have great respect for the Chinese people I will not tolerate being impersonated online. My lawyers have told social media companies that this impersonation must stop.
It is all very well them buying up chunks of the Hundred Acre Wood, but some things cannot be bought except for money.
The Chinese emperor was not available for comment.
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Let us sincerely hope that Eeyore doesn't finish up as 4,17,24 and 56...
For a moment there I thought this was going to get a bit messy.
Sackers - more potent than words.
Scrobs - he probably has though.
James - messy underfoot everywhere at the moment.
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