My phone rings, it’s an unknown caller. Although I don’t usually answer such calls, this time I did –
A long pause then what sounded like a recorded voice –
Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs…
...and I cancelled the call.
Scammers really should keep their recorded voices up to date.
His Majesty's Gaugers and Gougers.
ReplyDeleteDearieme has it.
ReplyDeleteApparently HMRC has a relative who is a wrongly-imprisoned Nigerian Prince. He will offer you a huge rebate.
ReplyDeletedearieme and James - or Morton's Forkers.
ReplyDeleteSam - curses, that's just like me, missing a fortune through being too sceptical.